Sunday, October 12, 2008

I declare, and god has mandated, A Holy Inquisition!

I Inquisitor Mors, on this the 12th day of the 10th month of October in The Year of Our Lord 2008, do hereby take up the task set before me by Our Most Holy Lord to wage a Holy Inquisition against the depraved forces of Idiocy and its dark master Lucifer, Lord of lies (and possibly flies, never been too sure of that translation). I will arm myself with The Sword of Truth (not the one in the fictional novels by Terry Goodkind obviously, but you know the actual one) and vanquish the Heretic, the Infidel, and the Apostate. I will cleave from them their ignorance and set them on the path to Righteousness in God's Most Holy Name, that they might be saved.


End of mission statement. also most probably end of the inquisitional shtick. Which may come back occasionally, as it amuses me.

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